If that is not a cake wreck, I don't know what is.

I didn't know this, but I was watching E!'s THS for Adam Lambert and he's a read-head! Freckles and all!

@Little Green Frog: Ugh, typos! "using it to" = "using it too". "Call-related phone call" = "work-related phone call".

There are a couple of ladies in my office building that talk on the phone while using the restroom. At first I tried to be quiet while I was using it to, but then I thought, I am doing what is supposed to be done in here, if my noise offends them, it's their problem.

@naardespooren: Which book? Is it good?

@Little Green Frog: (I mean, it's not like they weren't upfront about it. This article from 2006 says the same things:)

La,la, la, la... I can't hear you!

My mother-in-law says that if you don't believe in Santa, you don't get any presents...

Oh, I just remembered something that happened to me when a list backfired.

I've given up on gifts. I mean, if you want to give me one, good, if not, that's OK too. If I don't like it , I won't use it just to save face, because it just encourages more of the same gifts.

So THAT'S why you guys have been so silent! Congrats!

Wait, Martha Stewart gave an interview to US Weekly?

I am Catholic, and I gotta tell you, I am not represented AT ALL by Donahue and the Catholic League. He is manipulative; we are taught that Jesus loved every one, especially those whom Donahue considers "bad" people.

Oh, I saw this monstrosity at Cracker Barrel a couple of weeks ago:

The food delivery guy came over a couple of weeks ago, and my kitty came over to the door to see what was going on. He says "oh, what pretty cat!, is she pregnant?"

@AnonymissW: Puerto Rico.. somos chicos.. Puerto Rico... somos chicos...

Hmmm, it's not even that pretty...

@Ailatan: Locomía is like Parchís?? Nah uh, that is blasphemy!!

@kityglitr: I didn't know either but Wikipedia tells me this:

@Penny: Per Alton Brown, I used one of those orange Homer buckets from Home Depot.