It's pointless. All of it. Just check what kinds to tweets are being sent out:

@rollsnideroll: Or Lisa Loeb?

@Tippi Hedren: My Cheesecake Factory menu had an advertisement for a custom one made for your engagement/wedding, with pictures of you and your fianceé, so this one is not shocking at all.

I posted this tweet in a comment yesterday: "If group building Mosque had issued doc w "refudiate," they would have been ridiculed for not being fluent in English" "

And to think this woman could have been our VP:

@lurkerbynature: According to Wikipedia, the Babylonian Talmud.

@wtfox?!: Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't get that logic either.

@Little Green Frog: Also, "In three things is a man revealed: in his wine goblet, in his purse, and in his wrath".

In vino veritas.

@water baby: It's really bad. During the last year he has cut his salary twice (he's now making minimum wage) and put himself in $15,000 personal debt without my knowledge.

You know why my husband is experiencing sexual rejection right now?

@TurnYourHeadAndCoffee: And with never-ending cake and pie.

@NefariousNewt: "...She will make a positive difference and fight for all our children's future from outside the White House."

@thebootyfaerie: Yes. I'm going back to work tomorrow after a week of vacation. I didn't go anywhere since we are broke (and don't get me started ton that), but I enjoyed being a stay-at-home mom for a change.

@Little Green Frog: Here is a link to the story:

Did you guys see that report yesterday on CNN about the disabled mother? The husband took the kids and told them that their mom is dead and won't let them see her. Supposedly he is lying to them to protect them, but I'm thinking that when they grow up and they find out how their father lied, all hell will break loose.

I would go "¡Arriba la Madre Patria!" but my daughter's favorite color is orange, so she wants me to root for the Netherlands.

I still miss el Chicharito. :(

So I have learned today that despite my living a boring live, graduating with honors, and not getting in trouble with the law, Lindsay Lohan has waaaaaay better penmanship than I do. Don't waste it, girl!

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