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@Penny: Just wait until complete strangers start wanting to touch your belly.

As we speak, my 9-year-old daughter is playing WoW.

"Other women gamers, like bonders, love getting physical when gaming, and see it as a great way to connect with their family."

@Orangulent: That's what I thought. He doesn't sound too far out there.

@ejkarlson: Woo, I didn't know you sent the equipment back to China instead of re-stocking it. Maybe disclosing these practices in the return policy will help?

Well, this wasn't too horribly bad. You want something scary? "Fascinating Womanhood". Even though the original was published in the 60's, it's still in print and being constantly "updated". A friend (my age) recommended it to me because I worked for her. I guess I am too selfish to obey my husband, and too old to act…

@leesie: I am with you. "Ooooh, pee leaks, embarrassing". What?

@shevralay: Oh, I know, that is why I remarked we (Jezzies) "are adults".

"putting [the product] in the shopping cart is always going to "tell the incontinence story"

I'm 37 and I leak when I run. There, I said it.

@AlmostDream: Do what I do: CALL IN SICK, say your stomach is upset, or that you are having "women's issues". It didn't look like she was enjoying it before or after the presentation.

If I was as uncomfortable as KS to present, I would have said "no thanks". I mean, she didn't HAVE to do it, did she?

Well, I only watched around 45 mins of the Oscar, but you bet your butt I watched all of "The Soup Awards". And laughed and laughed.

@Notes from the underwhelmed: Farrah Fawcett was left out too.

I laughed and laughed during the "whore" montage when they showed Jennifer Aniston in "Leprechaun". I'm sure she is not happy that THIS was her contribution the Oscars.

@clockwise - counter: The first time he yelled "I am the king of the world!".

@forherwealth: This is EXACTLY my pet peeve with all the pro-life people. I got a message from an acquaintance to pray for a woman who is considering an abortion. She is married, already has 2 kids and the husband is supporting of her choice. My acquaintance wanted us to pray for her to keep it. And all I'm thinking…

I Loved Sandra Bullock's dress and hair but the fuchsia lipstick was rather distracting to me.

Miss Weaver looks AMAZING at 60. I want to be her when I grow up.