@I, Zombie Normal: Just don't get the liver, because if she really is already drinking vodka at 15, it won't help whoever receives it.

The best circus act I've ever seen in my life (and I've been to a LOT of circuses) was at Ringling Bros: this lady trained a kitty cat to push a baby stroller that had a pigeon on it.

Oh yeah, Dr. Tindle? See what this has to say:

Oh well, I might just as well eat that cyanide for lunch, thus saving time and expense for everyone.

@cantankasaurus rex: I have the same situation in my family, except in our case, is not a "brisk walk", it's praying with Jesus.

@Lady Skittlehattington: NefariousNewt might disagree on this one.

Solange's shoes remind me of Harvey "Two-Face" Dent.

Well, I am not Irish but Megan, this is what I'd like to say to you:

@Lymed: EXACTLY. Fibromyalgia suffererer here. Can't even get my husband to believe I'm in pain sometimes.

@feathernotdot: Same here. And moreover my energy leve has shot up like crazy. I may not have lost any weight but I can run 5-10k now.

@Casquivana:

@NefariousNewt: Ooooh! I would sneak a TV into my office to watch that!

OK, before I read it: BWWWWAAAHHH!!! End of an era. Crappy Hour is my morning news show.

Why do you guys think she is not saying who the father is?

HELP! I'm at work and can't see videos. What is shown in the video right before "HOLY CRAP Haley Joel Osment?"?

I went to see the birth certificate, and I couldn't see a refute, just a bunch of quotes from Orly Taitz. Of course this is WND, but are they that crazy that no other news org picks them up?

Nooo! Why did you guys post this on a Friday afternoon? This news should have been on a Monday morning!!!

@stacyinbean: Well, the thing is, she wasn't paying anything, the planner was going to do it for free!!! Some people are just ungracious and greedy.

@lollapulizer: It is a Confederate hat:

@Ailatan: Yeah, this is not uncommon. I went to a ceremony recently where the bride was baptized, confirmed, had her First Communion, and got married, all at the same Mass. (Their child was already baptized and had already had her First Communion.)