The assault happened in 2007, and it is just now being reported? They are just getting around to it??? Grrr.

The GOP is only opposed to government spending for programs that benefit poor people — but ones that indoctrinate us are just fine."

@SarahMC: I'm doing this!: Pat Buchanan gives us Catholics such a BAD rep.

Myyyy eyeeessss! Megan, don't ever do that again. I was looking at the Rahm pic, and then I scrolled down and choked.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Speaking as a hot Latinoid myself: no way, no how, never in this one or other lifetime.

Sophie, will your teach us how to make frobscottle so we can make whizzpoppers?

@Little Green Frog: Here:

OMG, did you hear when he said "don't become a speech writer, because you then say that things are taken out of context"??????? (yes, I'm paraphrasing, here, 'cause I don't have time to copy the transcript) I'm still fuming over that one.

"powerful Hispanic Women who RUN firefighting in this country"

@NefariousNewt: I really hope that all that talk about the kids being models for this label is false.

Hannah Montana: Person with no scientific proof and lots of parishioner gossip say what?

@funnyface: Oh don't worry, their department of law there in the White House will take car of that.

"he wanted $1 million for Ensign having fucked his wife"

@ellaesther: "if you make mistakes (like, oh, I don't know, SLAVERY?), it's your bad."

"Maria said her teenage daughters, who are fans of Jon & Kate Plus 8, suggested she ask the TLC star to attend."

@Mafalda para Presidente: Yo voy contigo!

Uhh, no. I AM the MOST beautiful Mexican EVER!

@JinxyMcDeath: Very classy and appropriate. The Versace house deserves a nod.

"To the best of my knowledge"? Wow, was that lawyer-speak or what?

PPPPPAAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTSSS!!!!!!