As a cake decorator enthusiast, I have to say I LOVE the first cake! It's funny, and the sprinkles give it a nice touch.

@KentuckyBabe: For like a month. It's been 8 years, so now I just have a flabby stomach. Nothing that the gym cannot cure.

Oh yes, the "taken out of context" route. She has learned well from her mother.

@blueberrypancake: Yes. For my first pregnancy I had nothing, no stretch marks no flabby tummy. Second one, my stomach looked like a popped balloon and I still have ONE stretch mark which always will remind me that I'm a Mommy. Wouldn't trade it for the world.

@hausfrau76: You must be my twin. Same story here.

@BreeKilledGeorge: @afiunderground: She sought him out. That is why I don't feel bad for her. There was no naïveté, and she wasn't deceived by a con man with a false name and a secret life. He knew what he was doing too.

This: "It turned out that a single time was not all it was. More than a year later, I learned that he had allowed [the woman] into our lives and had not, even when he knew better, made her leave us alone." tells me that the child is his. How sad.

@BreeKilledGeorge: It's not like she was deceived when she approached JE. She KNEW who he was and about his family, and went ahead anyway. So, no, no sympathy for her OR for him. They are both 100% guilty.

Pray, why does she need an assault rifle? I understand that is legal to own them by citizens, but for what purpose, what is the NRA's logic?

@Hamsterpants: I vote they add naked DC as part of the Jezzie logo. That way it's always there.

My Mom just canceled her trip to Mexico to see me because of this crap. Bwah!!!

Help me test mine. Please reply?

I LOVED some of these, especially the 2 outfits with polka dots.

Gah, I keep forgetting to ask my friends who live in Mexico City how much truth we are getting here in the US. So far all I've heard is "complaints" about no kissing and wearing masks, so in general, it doesn't sound too dire.

Wow, Ed Norton is going to be Salma's wedding? I salute you, mi querida compatriota. I remember when they broke up, she said she was looking for a man with real balls...

The gems on this blog!

@Ailatan: I just spilled my coffee!! COTD!

Doesn't anyone here watch "Burn Notice"? The dude is always eating yogurt, ergo, my husband, a big fan of the show, is eating it too. Really, WTH?

Y'all, I have a horrible headache this morning. Please refrain from posting items about Spencer Pratt, because the EYE-ROLLING they cause are only making my headache worse.

@RosePetalPlace: I don't like her eyebrows either, but I think the problem is with the headline, which seems to make reference to the term "angry black woman".