We do need a November-themed month, one that reminds us why Thanksgiving is so f*cked up. And it makes me sad the Movember overshadows Native American Heritage month.

I guess I should have added

I love Mimi. Do you think she wore gloves because she knew she'd be touching people?

Emma Thompson may have forgiven HBC, but my mom hasn't come anywhere close to forgiving Kenneth Branagh. That's what happens when you get a little too invested in celebrity couples — I can remember more than one People magazine being thrown across the room when the news broke.

It is not my exact cup of tea but man does it sound like a GREAT Hunger Games song. But I love Lorde and am totally biased.

I feel like a yeast infection is inevitable, what with that leotard yanked so high up her vaginal region. Also, dibs on my new band's name: Inevitable Yeast Infection.

My grandma was literally near death bc of celiac disease. This was in 1992 and she saw dr after dr. She was in the hospitals for weeks at a time and went from 140 to under 100 in a few months. She saw specialists in Chicago and still no answer. Finally, after over a year, she was diagnosed. In the meantime, she had…

I dunno, but I bet ratings would go up if they did.

My wife and I jokingly say that in a fire, it's everyone for themselves, but we're both going back in for the dog. So we'll all die together anyway, trying to save the damn dog.

Actually no. The distinction between original properties and franchises is a pretty big deal right now. The balance between the two has undergone a massive shift in favor of franchises over the past 10-15 years, and it's a thing that folks in the industry pay a lot of attention to and talk about a lot. Financially,…

Every asshole wants a tall girl until we're towering over them in heels.

I live on the MD side of DC, which means we're inundated with VA's god-awful gubernatorial ads. My favorite, though, is the one that starts "Terry McAuliffe supports expanding ObamaCare..." in a really ominous voice. Like, 'how dare that asshole! Trying to do the fiscally and morally responsible thing of giving access…

My four-year old self would have died and gone to heaven over these tubs, because every time I took a bath I pretended that I was Madison from the movie Splash.

Well, technically it's Don Bluth not Disney. His subject matters are strange at best. Since have worked better (An American Tail) than others (Anastasia)

I'm confused at this comment, because I quoted almost the entirety of the artist's statement in this article. I think the reaction you're seeing here is based on evaluation of the artists words and intent; at least based off what I've seen in the comments so far.

Thank you. This confused me so much. I was worried for the little eight year old!

"Blonde" is for women and "blond" is for men. Thanks for the correction, though.

Kay.

This blanket would not be needed if men just admitted that women do not fart. It is simply the dog making that smell.