No, but they can be grunting themselves into a myocardial infarction whilst trying birth a brobdingnagian bowel bullet in a few short years, with their aortas violently expanding to its failure point like the King’s aorta did and sphincter couldn’t.

Goddammit, we’ve been over this: you can’t just solve all your problems by throwing Matthew Mcconaughey into a black hole.

What’s a Sabine?

What, were slot cars not good enough for these people?

Holy crap, that’s exactly what it’s reminding me of!

bunker

What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train, which I could also afford?

“Oh, the stigma that surrounds NASCAR is completely unfounded. We need to fight blatant, untrue misconception of the people involved in our beloved sport being little more than a bunch of slack-jawed hillbillies and rednecks is completely unfoun-”

As ably demonstrated in this short documentary film:

Don’t worry; if their stock crashes I’m sure the airbags will deploy...

For ten grand of Euros a night, she’d better let you try to fit up a cup up there.

Nice, but they forgot the electrical tape cross over the headlights - 9.5/10.

That’s what the 18-year-old, €10,000-a-night bunga-bunga girl in the passenger seat is for.

You, my friend, are giving a whole new meaning to the term “auto-erotic”...

That video is just proof of how much Putin hates faggots.

There’s density involved, for sure...

What’s the point of doing it at all if you can’t reap the PR-boon of making the whining, neon-haired legbeards of Kotaku think they’ve achieved something with their life?

Cheers. I used to be un-greyed, now am back to grey. Kinja works in mysterious ways (happened ‘round about the time they did that update that stopped us captioning photos).

Bora was what they called the Jetta for a long time down here.