I still cannot, for the life of me, understand why the hell anyone thinks that “Public Internet Poll” is a good idea for any sort of endeavour other than surveys.

Farken Straya: we will break you and your poofy transmissions!

automatic transmission

What makes you think he’s not wearing a leotard now?

This is image is fucking hilarious.

My theory is that the people who argue against wearing helmets on motorbikes are technically correct from their point of view, because they’re skulls are thick enough to protect what miniscule amount of brains they have from any impact short of a planet-killer asteroid.

What was their purpose, exactly? Why did they need to be motorised instead of just...a seatbelt?

Why the hell do Americans have those things?

Oh, I get the feeling that as soon as someone tried to use the IP, Warner/Fox/Activision/Vivendi would send a infestation of lawyers to find out who owns what ASAP.

No, he was hanging out with your good friends and “allies” in Pakistan - only a few blocks away from the military college of the military you’ve spent so much money on!

I HAVE PLEASED THE $KAYCOG!!!

GODDAMMIT NOW YOU’VE MADE ME ANGRY.

Right arm of the Free World, motherfuckers:

So, how long did it take for America to track down that bin Laden fella, eh?

Gawker’s revenue last year was ~$46 mill, with about six profit...so...

I normally hate the “race day fashions-at-the-track” bullshit, but can we get some coverage of it for Goodwood?

So, what are you and the rest of Jalopnik crew gonna do now you’re out of a job?

For those, like me, who had to google...

BROWN.