If you want a good story, with minimal effort on your part, read a book. Ludology is the only thing that separates games from other narrative media. It is, quite literally, the defining aspect of a game.
Lith
Lith
That’s a Suzuki, not a Triumph. God.
BOSE:
Maybe he thinks the film was made with the assistance of the Iranian Air Force?
The new video features Hollywood-quality footage...
I am going to miss Diamond Joe, and The Onion headlines he brings.
Call me when the publishers nut up and start doing something about used game sales.
Poverty Draft...:(
Mother of god, that cover is painfully white.
You can’t dislike it for looking like two slightly rain-worn pieces of wombat crap welded together?
She got a luv-nubbin like a hitch hiker’s thumb?
Just be grateful the Brits aren’t using George Michael’s Range Rover driving instincts as the model.
Don’t forget that before you overlay said music on your video, you must stick it in Audacity and jack the volume of it up to 120dB.
It’s like a Knockers & Snatch description from Sniff Petrol.
Good. That’ll learn you for driving a Clit eXtension 5.
“Our cabin crew will now be distributing lunch - with the choice of a traditional vindaloo or a fistful of Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears.”
“Tatas: They’re the tits.”
Bring on the Tata Hanta- wait. No.
And here’s a formation of German F-104s: