Aww, don’t you know that “gamification” is the hottest thing in business right now?
“Perhaps...it us who are the trees, having the Citroen DS3 WRC of life thrust toward us the by aquaplane of Fate?”
Awww, there’s nothing dumb about it. It’s not Citizen Kane, but damn if it’s not the most perfectly executed techno-thriller, made up of hundreds of great things (save for Connery’s accent).
I commend Tyler for using the correct 2015 spelling of Talisman Sabre.
If I had to be trapped in a steel tube surrounded by millions of tons of seawater on all sides, you’re goddamn right I’d want Scott Glenn’s Bart Mancuso as skipper.
“Oh, if ya could please just give us all your doubloons, eh? Sorry.”
There goes the equivalent of a Maserati Ghibli.
I’ll just leave this here...
“It’s real veloooour...”
You’re American, aren’t you?
There’s actually two of them.
It comes with an EpiPen instead of NOS.
Wedgie!
OM NOM NOM NOM.
“Did...did I leave the iron on?”
Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing coloured smoke from their whizz-jets to the strains of “Rock You Like A Hurricane”?
And who here is the Key Grip?
Heh. It’s like 1991 all over again...
Crews are more valuable than the tank.