That slogan, and that TV spot, paints Maserati as weirdly blue-collar, lower-middle-class.

It’s going to suck when all we get is Hellcats and Camaros and Chargers.

Who, when presented with opportunity to choose any hairstyle on the planet, selects the Guy Fieri?

In my fantasy world, there’s a carrier called the USS Taft.

They just decommissioned that Arleigh Burke in 05.

“We’re going to kill a friend, Yevgeni. We’re going to kill Ramius.”

One ping, and one ping only.

Note that it’s still only the second-most iconic Aussie car-related ad from the nineties.

Ha, well, the use of the word had long moved on from its original meaning of “sodomise” or “to sodomise”.

Love that ad. Caused as bit of minor controversy at the time, as “bugger” wasn’t *quite* seen as acceptable for respectable companies to use in advertising.

They’re big down here ‘cause the miners love ‘em - they’re a practical 4WD that can fit down a mine tunnel.

Oh, the irony...

Desert bus.

The writing in that game was fucking terrible.

They’re what you get if you own a private jet.

Are you Skwisgar?

Please tell me he got them off Kissinger.

Please. “Batshit insane”.

How precisely does one fail to notice a “a column of British armor”??

Call me when you un-thieve the artifacts you’re hoarding in the British museum.