I love you, Tyler, but can I please be your editor?

The fact that you thought I was defending you is just as Teutonic as hell...;)

• The GPS: You think you know how to get to where you’re going? “No. Left here. Then right. Then third exit on the roundabout. You can cut through the parking lot here. Gets us there quicker. Don’t you know Smith Street’s the fastest route to where we’re going?”
  

Did not know which side Thailand drives on, eh?

Is the car being pushed off a pier?

Psst, Tomokomo is a German...

"Oh, you need a knife? Well, I and my team of hundreds of engineers, scientists, PR drones, marketeers, lawyers can, with proper funding, create a Individual Edged Dual-Purpose Combined Penetro-Incisive Close Quarters Warfighter-Retained Weapons System, or 'knife', if you must. We will leverage an ultra-hard…

I call this the "nerd mentality": "newer and more complex specifically only for the exact required function = equal better".

The famous Alfa Romeo Badgina.

Worst. Park. Ever.

'Twas unpleasant for the pheasant.

My condolences - you had to deal with Raafies. Wankers. Next time you're there, ask the damn ADGies if their dogs outrank them.

You wanna why it it was Belgian who came up with this? Belgium? That unassuming little Panzer Autobahn between Germany and France? Land of waffles, John Moses' little offshoring project, and chocolate? Very evenly-drawn comics?

Nope, Aussie. I have Guardian Aus on my Facebook feed - I do love it for the news coverage (Aus news is notoriously one-sided), but the "editorials" are pathetic, whinging, joyless, hate-disguised-as-love dictatorialism.

They're dead in two years...:(

Wait, that's a car? I thought it was some sort of orthopaedic sandal.

You have no idea how much reading this, as an Aussie, pisses me off. All this blandness from the US HQ of GM, and we get Holden killed off for it.

I'd like to see them replace him with one of those joyless, sexless, kale-munching harridans that write a column on kale and cycling for The Guardian who constantly bayed, like a pack of chattering-class white jackals, for his demise.

This is the one thing that bugs me about the Tesla - that damn dash display is one thing that the designers inexplicable let the get through.