I think it may be a homage to Hard Boiled, athough it’s a long time since I’ve seen it

Exactly that. If I wanted an Michael Bay action game, I’d play one. That’s not what I want out of R.E.

I submit to said future article: Corn Love Forever.

THE ONLY THEME THAT ANYONE WILL EVER NEED. EVER.

I think that’s the right way of looking at it!

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.

I think you mean Dragonite. Dragonite is best Digimon.

Ditto. RE games used to be day one purchases for me. I couldn’t even get through the demo of 6.

You know what I used to love? Night Gawker. That little bit of the Kinjaverse that turned a little blue (from decomposition) after dark and kept us insomniacs cozy with fresh horrors. What do we have now? Gizmodo Nights? DUAN? Cat Lady Hour?

I really appreciate that they took a picture of Nepnep playing Nepnep.

Life is simply unfair, don’t you think?

Yeah, okay, so sure - one guy got 60 bracelets... but in another timeline, 60 guys got one bracelet! Don’t be so narrowminded.

Holed up in the new campaign headquarters, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Top. Men.

Not to worry, I’ve sent top men out to fix your cluttered cables.

That’s a hell of a gesture given the win (and make money) at all costs nature of college football.

“I’ve got to go, Coach. It’s all right. I’m not afraid. Some time, Coach, when the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys, ask them to go in there and convert a fake punt for the Gipper. You know, pretend it’s a tribute to me. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Coach. But I’ll…

“except good”

Do you need to play this game to get the full plot and dive into the deep lore of FFXV?

Lol I remember the first time I did that while playing the game I just wanted to see what would happen when I used the lockpick on myself I was not expecting that.