Oh lord! At my old job i got an order for a burger, 1/2 well 1/2 mid rare. I of course told them we couldnt do that, and told the chef as a joke. He did it and then acted pissed at me even though i hadnt meant for him to do it. Asshole loved to complain. Anyway, In the end the guest complained that the mid rare half…

I would like my UNLIMITED REWARD in Bison Dollars, please.

$500? That’s nothing to the best Smash players of the universe!!

That way lies madness.

How did he even come up with that abomination of an order? I just don’t understand people who make things that complicated. I can only imagine how satisfying that moment had to be for you.

Turns out he wanted a pizza, 1/2 mushrooms, 1/3 Black Olives, 1/3 sausage, and 1/4 Pepperoni (With the Black Olives and sausage over the mushroom half and Pepperoni in its own quarantined area. And “ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE IN THE PEPPERONI AREA” he said as loud as possible.)

Turns out he wanted a pizza, 1/2 mushrooms, 1/3 Black Olives, 1/3 sausage, and 1/4 Pepperoni (With the Black Olives and sausage over the mushroom half and Pepperoni in its own quarantined area.

Mini pizza bites = PRICELESS! Master level revenge! Well played.

You remind me of something that happened to me.

Granny Jojo = Frau Blucher?

How is this series even still running? It was fun the first two times, and I’ve heard the ship one was good too, but it’s not like this is Final Fantasy or anything.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Some great Mario Party cosplay.

I love that these guys are bros, and that Ganon is always looking so sharp.

I do it in two cases. Niche titles that stores won’t carry a lot of extra stock, and Amazon orders that I want delivered day of. In both cases, not doing so often leads to having to wait to the end of the week (often a busy work cycle for me) or buying digital (leaving a gap in my collection and no recourse if the…

nope, none of this ‘well, if your loot system wasn’t broken people wouldn’t cheat’ nonsense. Cheaters cheat regardless of how ‘unbroken’ a system is. That’s just a weak attempt at blaming the devs for someone else’s actions because “dev = company = ALL COMPANIES ARE BIG AND EVIL ALL THE TIME THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU…

“Also, please take this complementary diabetes as a souvenir of your tour!”

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

That’s the problem. Kyouma is right, and he shouldn’t be. The biggest irony of boxing is that it’s a joke, but the punchline is concussions and bodily injury.

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