@Behrditz: Hahahaha no I get it I just re-installed windows on my laptop though so I have no Photoshop and little paint skills. I just had to take advantage of the too soon joke.

What too soon?

@Dollops: Dark humor? Unheard of! If it was a World Trade Center joke I'd be more apt to agree, but tragedy has to stop being to tragic to talk about eventually.

@Red-the-Blue-Communist: Your name... your question... DOES NOT COMPUTE.

While I can't say I didn't see this coming, I can say Kotaku please listen to complaints and change this review format.

@firelogic: Tell that to Street Fighter.

Very nice actually.

@slim934: Female wolverine. The stupidest character added.

@Orionsaint: Side boob.

"Alright, black people to the right, fat people to the left, attractive people middle."

@ginazninja: Oh I don't doubt that for a second, I watched my dad play Doom when I was a kid and it terrified me. I didn't play another FPS with monsters as the enemy till I was 17.

@ginazninja: Gee, I wonder what they'd decide.

@Squimpleton: Or like those absolutely terrifying Truth ads for drug use.

@WhoKnew?: Women and eunuchs around the world shed a single tear.

@madammina: Brawl? That kid better grow up to be the Pope.

@TalKeaton: Every Puzzle Has an Answer!: That's different though. Mortal Kombat was one of my first games, and I didn't turn out to be a monstrous killer child.

Parents. End of story.

@Steven Ray: Well I've never seen Human Centipede and I'm pretty sure that should be illegal...

@Crrash: Not necessarily. The Supreme Court defends their interpretation of the Constitution, they're basically playing Devil's Advocate.

I think a law should be passed where you actually play Mortal Kombat before you complain about violent video games.