Editor's Correction: Aaron Carter was assaulted after pulling the "star power" card at a gay club, doing some meth, which he expected NOT to have to pay for, and finding out that, alas, his star power was not large enough.

Or put on your man panties.

You mean RILL common sense solutions, like Sarah Palin is always so fond of offering — yet never providing? Damned socialist babies always messing things up.

I believe Eric Clapton had money, yet his kid managed to jump through an open window when it was being cleaned and the kid was being (perhaps haphazardly?) watched by. . . . nobody? Shit happens, I guess.

Yup. It's like all brides have morphed into politicians and feel like their wedding is a fund-raising event to finance their "campaign."

All the fucking dysfunction around a day that should simply be two people sharing their love and inviting a few people who care about them to celebrate in that love is why the dude…

Wrong. Bride was a cunt. Man is a hero for calling her out when she insisted on remaining a nasty cunt even when he wrote her an apology note about the gluten stuff. No need to give crappy people any semblance of politeness; it's like allowing a rabid dog to keep terrorizing the neighborhood. Put that fucker down.

I forgot to add the following:

Here's what you do.

So stress doesn't lower immunity and play a role in disease?

Fair enough, fair enough.

Or for an entirely justifiable reason.

Guy who wouldn't stop wearing a baseball cap to (fail at) distracting people from his half-bald head. Made me feel like there was a repairman around about to fix something. He'd wear the fucking thing to CHURCH, to expensive dinners out, everywhere.

Childfree by choice — for the win!

Don't have to pay the $200,000-some after tax dollars to raise your child to the age of 18.

This has already happened in Jolie's career. Apparently her lovely and generous bosom wasn't large enough for the makers of the Lara Croft movies and she was padded heavily to fill out those jumpsuits "properly."

Domestic violence incidents are loathed by police — mostly because so frequently they show up at the scene and it's obvious that the woman and/or kids are being abused, but the woman won't report it and so they can't arrest the guy doing the abusing.

Depends. Do you live in a "nice, white, neighborhood?" The political players in such towns make sure that they get faster and more intense reponses from the police in many "neighborhood watch" type situations. Big difference between that and a poor, crime-ridden, transient-filled part of Cleveland, where cops can…

For your elucidation: look up "Stockholm syndrome." It's a real thing. All victims of abuse suffer from it to some extent, even if they manage to get away from their abusers. The lifelong self-hatred and the related tendency to attract narcissists, psychopaths, and other types of abuse, play right into these monster's…

I wouldn't be too sure about the alleged lack of vaginas. There are always some intersex folks around.

Ahh, good times — (flashes back to the time when I was with my second boyfriend, who hid food from me, bitched if I ate anything with sugar in it, and was convinced I would become obese like my mother.) 24 years later, I still fit into my high school jeans, you fucktard.

And continuing on in the "This is so fucking sad that after a while you end up too tired to give a flying fuck anymore" category, childfree by choice women or even women who have already had a child/children are almost always denied sterilization procedures like tubal ligations when they are younger than 35. A woman…