I forgot to add the following:

Here's what you do.

So stress doesn't lower immunity and play a role in disease?

Fair enough, fair enough.

Or for an entirely justifiable reason.

Guy who wouldn't stop wearing a baseball cap to (fail at) distracting people from his half-bald head. Made me feel like there was a repairman around about to fix something. He'd wear the fucking thing to CHURCH, to expensive dinners out, everywhere.

Childfree by choice — for the win!

Don't have to pay the $200,000-some after tax dollars to raise your child to the age of 18.

This has already happened in Jolie's career. Apparently her lovely and generous bosom wasn't large enough for the makers of the Lara Croft movies and she was padded heavily to fill out those jumpsuits "properly."

Domestic violence incidents are loathed by police — mostly because so frequently they show up at the scene and it's obvious that the woman and/or kids are being abused, but the woman won't report it and so they can't arrest the guy doing the abusing.

Depends. Do you live in a "nice, white, neighborhood?" The political players in such towns make sure that they get faster and more intense reponses from the police in many "neighborhood watch" type situations. Big difference between that and a poor, crime-ridden, transient-filled part of Cleveland, where cops can…

For your elucidation: look up "Stockholm syndrome." It's a real thing. All victims of abuse suffer from it to some extent, even if they manage to get away from their abusers. The lifelong self-hatred and the related tendency to attract narcissists, psychopaths, and other types of abuse, play right into these monster's…

I wouldn't be too sure about the alleged lack of vaginas. There are always some intersex folks around.

Ahh, good times — (flashes back to the time when I was with my second boyfriend, who hid food from me, bitched if I ate anything with sugar in it, and was convinced I would become obese like my mother.) 24 years later, I still fit into my high school jeans, you fucktard.

And continuing on in the "This is so fucking sad that after a while you end up too tired to give a flying fuck anymore" category, childfree by choice women or even women who have already had a child/children are almost always denied sterilization procedures like tubal ligations when they are younger than 35. A woman…

Bogus. Yeah, these men are SO sad that they don't have to fork out $200,000 US after tax money to raise a child (not including college, first car, and living expenses when the kid boomerangs back home to live on dad's couch).

You can save $500 by ponying up the blowjobs or the sex to the directors and/or producers who are actually involved with hiring actors for real productions. And if you work really hard at perfecting your "craft" (har har) you might even get a speaking part, or a whole show.

I have loads of book deals. I'm giving them to myself all the time. As a self-published author, you can do that.

The way I parsed this article boils down to the equivalent of:

Hey, how many other childfree by choice pals out in the audience want to join me in a guilt-free high five?

Current day Catholics suffer from a textbook case of Stockholm Syndrome, whereby a prisoner, without liberty, and suffering from tremendous violence and repression at the hands of his oppressor, comes to develop a fucked up sense of "love" and loyalty for his captor. Until these people can see that, leave them to…