Beat from Jet Set Radio/Jet Set Radio Future. High mobility focused on attacking through movement to the sides and below, incentivizing him to stay above characters where he’s vulnerable to being juggled by skilled players.

I’ve just given a better idea while eating a corndog than most people have after a six hour…

Yeah, not my jam at all but its absolutely the doll equivalent of say, a premium Sideshow Collectibles statue.

When I first heard about these I said, “yes, this will be a fine hobby to further alienate me from my peers” since I was looking for something like that. Then I saw the prices and decided I wasn’t rich enough to be THAT alienating.

That’s funny, I don’t think it looks all that creepy. Pretty on par with other ball-jointed dolls I’ve seen.

I just can’t comprehend who thought an MMO based around colonization was good idea in 2021.

We could expose players to iterative design in video games again, but try it a little differently this time.

Maybe you could find a way to conflate popularity with quality a third time? Didn’t quite get the point across the first two times, maybe I just didn’t realize it’s been downloaded a lot? 🤔

For example, in Sword/Shield, instead of having one model of Hop that gets loaded in again and again, each and every town/route in Pokémon has their own Hop model that they pull from.

You really don’t.

Finally the Switch Pro rumors can die. To be replaced with endless dissection of the Switch OLED model just long enough for the new Switch Pro-for-realsies-this-time rumors to start.

Oh lol so this guy was just an idiot.

Oh lol so this guy was just an idiot. 

Yeah I don’t think anyone expected a special item inside it, I think that was just a weird way to try and frame it in a more, I dunno, “sensational” way.

So do this gag but with Ouya is what you’re saying

Looking at the responses, I suppose I did. But I genuinely didn’t think it’d be necessary.

I know it was in self-defense. I just like bringing up that he shot somebody because it’s kind of silly to imagine a fast food mascot shooting somebody. 

This reeks of AI or Machine Learning. Or some algorithm pointed at 8chan and just banned the most used phrases.

Man, chill out. Some dads aren’t cool and aren’t really redeemable. I think we can have an article that appreciates that.

Sounds like you have some issues to work out.

“Always needs an Internet connection” is bad. Terrible. But even setting that aside, the whole “publisher runs the servers” thing bugs the hell out of me. Now, I’m old enough that I’ve done FPS multiplayer via null modem cables and just like, regular modems, so maybe I’m biased. While having “official” servers seems…