Many people don’t just go by the winners.  Other than Schitts Creek, the other ‘winners’ all suck. 

Yeah, your camera seems to be working fine.

If I could get another 2002 Golf with an electric engine (and power windows) I totally would.

Don’t complicate this.  There is beauty in simplicity.

Underglow (aka Street Glow) or neon lights. I’ve always been interested in lighting effects, so combining that with cars is a winner in my book. It gives the car that extra pop! and screams ‘look at me!’. The running joke my buddies and I had was that we were all allowed one ricer/ridiculous fun mod. I chose…

I mean it always needs to be said: companies are not your friends, do not have your best interests at heart, and don’t, under any circumstances, need you standing up for them.

That’s what they pay lawyers and PR people for.

Your career should end if people that would be in your workplace feel unsafe around you and feel like you are a danger to others, or merely that you are a predatory sex-pest creep. In the lives of normal people your career can be ended because your boss doesn’t like your shoes, for some reason somebody who makes…

Similarly, movie reviews are long-winded ways of saying “I liked this movie” or “I didn’t like this movie.” And comments like yours are pretty concise (though still, somehow, overlong!) ways of saying “I do not have any interesting thoughts to offer, but I feel the need to say something anyway.”

“because they typically come from people who own at least one Apple product”

“and the great-grandaddy of foundational anime shows for Black weebs: Cowboy motherfucking Bebop.“

I can’t picture him wanting to host, but if he made it known he wanted to I doubt Lorne Michaels would say “no.”

By all means, cite the specific sketches that came off to you like “leftist lectures.” In my experience, genuine leftists are often disgusted or disinterested in SNL.

I’m the author of the piece! I always think it’s funny when I write an essay or a movie review or whatever and dudes are like “you call yourself a JOURNALIST???!” ...I don’t, typically! I just don’t really think of it as journalism.

I’ve been using TrackR for years. Until recently, Tile didn’t have a replaceable battery, so I went with these guys instead. They’re super cheap so, about $15 each, and I bought a bundle of them for like $10 a pop.

I agree. An opinion piece about Saturday Night Live is not journalism.

I never really understood the appeal of trying to mimic meat with vegetables when veggies can already do so many things that meat can’t. Maybe it’s because I’m a meat-eater myself, so I’m not missing out on that meaty taste and feel, but to my mind playing to veggies’ strengths with a quality veggie burger like this…

Tile doesn’t have UWB nor does it have as large of a user base as Apple.

He didn’t park in handicap or motorcycle spots because he’s not disabled, doesn’t own a motorcycle, and Brits follow the rules.

I suppose my usual solution, use six times as much garlic as I actually need and finish off the entire head as soon as I buy it, isn’t quite as cost-effective or convenient as this.