Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.

"That's almost twice as big as the dot! There's no good way for all of the tire to be on the dot."

Knock knock.

Considering that the game was in England, I think we can all be glad it wasn't a de-pantsing by their standards.

After several dozen Labatt's, a Genny Cream is exactly what the drunk Bills fan ordered.

Liberty is upstate??? What do you NY'ers call Albany and Schenectady? Canada? There are parts of PA that are further north.

This is obligatory