you must be who i’ve been sympathy eating/getting fat with! lmk when it’s time to blame someone else for my laziness :D
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Purple Urkle and Green Crack
OMG — that’s what Kellyanne Conway was wearing! A Rockettes uniform!
Let’s be real. My preferred fancy font in high school was Papyrus. You know you loved it too.
The one I’ve seen has Gord calling him a pussy. So enraging on so many levels. Denigrating to Gord (who is, truly, an admirable man/poet/performer/human), to Kanye (getting help for mental illness should never be seen as weakness) to women in general (pussy=woman=weak, FUCK THAT NOISE) and to anyone who’s ever…
I had a very good client that is a flight attendant. She loves to travel, likes the pay and benefits and just enjoys her work for the most part. She owns her own home in a rather unaffordable city. I certainly wouldn’t knock the profession (I am too much of a scaredy cat about heights/flying to do it, too, so I…
I usually just bring my ouija planchette with me and try and intuit what I should order, but sometimes it will go sideways and I’ll end up with 3 sides of ranch and an ice tea. Should I start reading the menu to see what ingredients sound good? What if I’m not as good as Foodgod!?
It’s pretty common practice for photos to be taken with and of stillborn babies in the hospital. When I was doing my maternity rotation in nursing school one of the women on the unit I was assigned to had a baby that was stillborn. The pregnancy was nearly full term and had been completely normal, but something…
It’s a thing for people who are grieving a loss (of a child usually). I’m not going to judge it. I don't know how I would react if I lost one of my girls.
Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.
Daniel Day-Lewis in the full Gangs of New York costume. My subconscious wants some weird shit.
Yep - the in depth editorial opinion/investigation pieces are my favourite on Jezebel, and what, they’re cut now? I don’t read most of the gossip stuff here, unless it has a more serious angle... I’m going to give it the benefit of the doubt and try it, but I may end up leaving...
This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!
Two of the new cabinet ministers are also aboriginal :) we are happy right now. Almost anything would have been better than Harper but at this point I’m blown away.
My sister recently told me that the only time I should consider having a milkshake is if I’m pregnant. Which I’m not. So there’s that.
I worked on that analogy for weeks.
Both of them started following me on Twitter like five years ago and I’ve never figured out why.
Just a suggestion: it would be interesting if Jezebel did a piece on multi-level marketing, which as far as I can see exploits women’s desire to be both successful entrepeneurs and sexy stay-at-home moms. Personally, I think women are being victimized by the idea that a successful woman must 1) run her own company, 2)…
Funny! Wish I’d have done it when I was on Jeopardy!, but unfortunately, I knew both of the answers to my Final Jeopardy questions, and wanted the money more than the laughs. And yes, that is a blatant attempt to work the fact that I’m a Jeopardy champ into the conversation.