The interesting one would be to get a 6 ft. 4, 240lb gay man to catcall them and see what happens.

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

Not sure how a picture of my old dorm room is relevant to a story about the deplorable conditions that FIFA’s slaves are subjected to.

remember a couple weeks ago, when everyone was all over Trevor Noah, not b/c his tweets were offensive, but b/c they were both offensive and desperately unfunny? this is exactly like that.

I was just waiting for someone to bring up Hario. Very easy to clean and use, except the glass part. I heard porcelain is the best material for teapots, (is it?) but as of now, Hario tea pot is my favorite without doubt.

I was just waiting for someone to bring up Hario. Very easy to clean and use, except the glass part. I heard…

The AFA is desperately grasping at straws.

Each of them is thinking "all of these people came here to see ME."

I'm tired as h.e double hockey sticks!

I'd be OK if this became (I guess it is already?) a recurring feature.

Toreez, ranked:

When reached for comment, Joe Maddon said, "I don't regret the time I spent with the ugliest dome in all of sports. And Tropicana Field wasn't all that bad, either."

"Doesn't scare me."

You don't see a lot of 5 guard sets anymore

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

I was thinking "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"

I love when people begin to defend their own stupidity, it starts with things like "I simply said" or 'All I was trying to say" Like somehow everybody else was missing the point.

According to you he's an idiot because he wants to protest the government to support the poor in the favelas along with public education by running on the field? You do know about the injustice thats going on down there right? The government spend millions of dollars on the WC while there's children starving.…

A model of German scheduling efficiency. Meanwhile, the Spanish just haphazardly pissed away two entire matches.

I'm so glad you asked this, qualityofpercyharvin, because it too is something of a quaestio vexata for me. In fact, any time I even look at a female athlete, the first thought that pops into my head is "I wonder where she falls on the spectrum of sexuality." After that, my second thought is "I guess it doesn't really…