All this talk about toilet paper prices has me feeling like a caveman. Can we upgrade society to the three clamshells already?

All this talk about toilet paper prices has me feeling like a caveman. Can we upgrade society to the three…

Battleborn is like Barb from Stranger Things. . and Overwatch is Will Byers. . .

Wait being French doesn’t allow you to make German jokes.

I’ll just leave this here

They’ve finally caught up to the Wii U...

Schreier: How has the optimization been going? There’s so much going on and there are so many graphical effects that it must be tough to get a stable framerate on consoles.

“Don’t start calling 30 GameStops to try to disprove this rumor”

FUK U JASON THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO LIVE FOR

NerdRageComic has had these “ignored samus” ones for a while:

Surely Mario’s allowed to bring some friends, isn’t he?

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Sounds like an employee who agreed to the ToS and is bitching because she isn’t getting her way. It doesn’t matter how stupid the rules are. Rules are rules and she agreed to every single one when she took the job.

I think Nintendo saw this picture and decided to run with the idea.....

“when you play this game in the future”

I looked up his Facebook profile, he’s a registered sex offender, a juggalo, and his father is in jail; so society loses nothing of value as long as he is in jail.

Normally, I’d say this is pretty ridiculous for him to be arrested, but honestly? He had it coming. You can’t just go and say stuff like that these days. While I’m all for freedom of speech and all that jazz, if you think there’s a decent chance people are actually going to be worried about what it is you’re saying?…

Nintendo Worker A: “Oh, man. We don’t have any major title for the Wii U’s holiday season. What do we do to rake in cash?”

Attack it’s weak point for Massive damage!

Way back in the 1980's, I was big in the hacking scene. One time, I changed this girl’s grade in an effort to impress her. After that, I tried to hack into a game developer’s server by using my phone modem and an auto-dialer. I accidentally dialed up a military server and almost started a nuclear war. Boy was my face…