Now would be a good time to invest in streak free tablet wipes.

As an not that proud owner of a Fleshlight...this a really really weird add-on.

Its a sad state of affairs when a sarcastic joke has to include a disclaimer so people don't get all up in arms. :/

my doctor tells me that occasional ocular dryness is normal.

"entomologist-cum-photographer"

Ew.

If I may offer a rebuttal:

Can we stop calling the current generation of consoles "next gen"?

Coincidental ad placement? Or conspiracy by the Illuminati?

QUOTE | "I think we are right at that tipping point where we have a lot of great content that is about to be released for [the Wii U] that's going to tempt gamers into buying the system." - Scott Moffitt, EVP of sales and marketing for Nintendo of America, talking about how the Wii U is about to have a 3DS-like…

It's a sexy stub.

He won't get too far before I pounce!

TIRE PANTS. I laughed for ten minutes.

S were the sequels to the first movie good because I watched the first one and it was horrid. The acting was abysmal and everything felt so corny.

Five-hundred ninety-nine US dollars.

Like this, I imagine...

That happens when you're right-handed too. :(

Me in all of grade school.

I think it's safe to say that watching a person play a game and watching a video game being played are two different things. I'm not into streaming myself. I don't care to listen to some random jabber on about whatever bullshit he's going on about. I don't care to look at his face while spewing said bullshit and…