It's times like these when I wish the world had looser guidelines on capital punishment.

I saw the movie Monday night. It was pretty average. Nothing absolutely terrible, outside of a few really cheesy lines, but there was also nothing great of which to speak. Most of the action was either uninspired or incomprehensible, and there was quite a bit of exposition for things that are obvious to the average…

Son of a bitch...I may not be a Halo fan, but Bungie deserves better than this. Let the EA/Respawn vs. Activision/Bungie battle begin.

I saw it Tuesday night, and I was blown away. So much so that it's now entered my top 5 (sorry, Memento). As a huge fan of the comic, I was taken aback at first by the major changes to the story, especially Dave/Katie, but it remained true enough to the spirit of the books that it didn't bother me in the end. The…

@Tousou: Why you little...

@Yossarian: I was hoping someone wouldn't guess it so quickly, though Untrue was close with "vagina" (because Pallies are giant pussies).

If only you didn't hate Pallies, Mike. You could bubble hearth out of this topic if the flames become too great.

That's funny, "one-eyed tank" is what I call my...

No worries if Vikings/Saints doesn't win. Favre will be back this year.

@AndrewRyan: It's the charm of the wackiness that drew me to the game. Well, that and the battle system, story, graphics (at the time), and the overall epic feeling. Moments like that and the game playing add levity to a game overwhelmed with srsbiz.

@Nightshift Nurse: Can't disagree there, though that sort of adds to the charm.

@badSamurai: First, it's just Watchmen. No "The". I die a little inside every time I see the "The". :(

Have I told you all how much I love you?

@alex.dorsey2: Fair enough, but we have not yet reached the technology where ANY game looks as amazing as the CG movies. So, it seems like you won't be playing any Final Fantasy titles anytime soon.

@Jennacide: Totally fair point. Their excuse for transferring over the races was to create an aesthetic familiarity for players. Doh'kay. You're right. There is absolutely no reason for me to believe they'll revamp anything.

@This user was banned: While Nintendo does develop less garbage than a brand like Ubisoft, my point is that these titles overwhelm the small minority of worthwhile games.

"I think we would have been embarrassed to do what our competitors are currently doing."

@Jennacide: I guess we have different priorities regarding the series (or, specifically in this case, the XI to XIV transition).

@Jennacide: To be fair, XI and XIV have to be simple. If every person looked different, it would murder lesser PCs that couldn't handle loading all those textures.

@alex.dorsey2: So, you want playable CG graphics for an entire game with full control over your character? Good luck, sir.