Embrace the melanin you were born with (or lack thereof), slatter yourself with sunscreen, wear a hat, and look amazing at 60. You’re welcome.

I’m an experienced wreck and cave diver. The concerns, in no particular order are:

Speaking as someone that was SCUBA-certified a few years back, the risks and realities involved in cave diving scare the utter bejeezus out of me.  All of the nope. I could not trust myself to remain unaffected by claustrophobia, hyperventilation, and wetsuit-filling terror.

“We want abortion to end” cries the ‘Moral Majority’.

I’m afraid I automatically have to side with Paul’s neighbor, based on Paul’s Libertarian politics and his Resting Asshole Face.

Absolutely not.

These do not count...

That is the most “genetically engineered for swimming” body I’ve seen. She’s a aquatic Terminator. She can’t be bargained with. She can’t be reasoned with. She doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until those distance records are dead.

Katie Ledecky is totally nuts.

a) cite your sources that no one has died with a physical key

Just trying to rattle the pitcher.

If they wanted it to leave, they just should have denied it a new, taxpayer-funded stadium

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

I didn’t find an article, so I was unable to come :(

She doesn’t believe in abortions. Hahn, a father of seven children with two different wives, said he has never done an abortion and never will.

I’m from the middle of nowhere South. And I can’t help thinking, all this would be solved if people would fucking use birth control and stop having babies when the community is dirt poor and those kids are just going to grow up suffering.

https://www.change.org/p/caddo-parish-stop-lgbt-discrimination-towards-students/u/22591287

I like to add a pinch of baking soda in mine to help when it’s super acidic, that also ups the sweetness a tad without adding sugar.

Tips help everyone! Good article!

Sounds like a fun premise for a movie, but the trailer is awful. Hopefully the movie will be better, though if not I’ll just rewatch Spy to get my Lady Secret Agent fix and skip this.

I’m so down for anything with Kate McKinnon in it and I don’t hate Mila Kunis, so I will watch this some day.