I HAVE WIND CHIMES FOR MY DING A LING.

Cocaine and basically a sex bot (Maximum Derrick!).

SPOILERS

I love Jamil as I love everyone on that show but my heart still belongs to Janet.

she’s pretty great on the show, her character is pretty great, and the show itself is pretty great. In other words, check it all out

I read all her quotes in Tahani’s cadence, and I am not sorry. I love that show so hard.

Oh, great. She seems wonderful. As well as gorgeous. Perfect.

No, but her sister has eight Oscars and six Emmy Awards, all before the age of 25.

Do they at least let you take your heels off between takes?

do I need to post the Margaret Atwood quote or do we all just know it by heart at this point?

“She was always belittling him”

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

I don’t understand why these boys couldn’t just hire a PR agency to explain to the public that the jerseys were their way of expressing honor and respect.

I work for the gov’t as a contractor. A friend of mine works for the CDC in the Flu vaccine department.

“This is my regret face.”

collecting a paycheck. *shrugs*

Better than a new U2 album.

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”