This is what should be done to every person, teen, adult, or kid, whose whole life is the Internet. How else can you give pathetic people like that a chance to not waste their life in front of some stupid piece of shit gadget all day every day?

Yes, it is. It's short for Penelope.

Mac is acceptable because it's a proper name; short for Mackenzie. The rest are just stupid tech words.

Well, at least your time would be better spent than writing for this site.

Mmm...Zooey Deschanel could use a nice, good fisting. She's hot.

I still don't get the purpose of Twitter. Why do you need to know what your friends had for lunch? Why do they need to share everything with people?

Good to see a fellow darkie has some great luck in life. I hope he enjoys the rest of his life to the fullest. Congrats, my jigaboo brother!

So what is the big deal exactly? It's just the Internet. Why do people act like this is a huge problem and the end of the world? Did people forget that no Internet is how things used to be, and people got along just fine?

Probably true, but incredibly stupid. It's just the Internet. People should worry about more important things.

Exactly. Or those who use it when they could just as easily do the effect physically.

They seem to be exclusive to Canada. I have had them before, and as far as the "chocolate" part of it goes, it's not that great.

Of course they can't. They are at the bottom of the barrel of tech writing.

Except the Macbook Air doesn't have a touchscreen, bitch.

He was practicing his deep throating techniques for when he planned on moving to San Francisco.

It would be nice if the lotteries here were run like they are in Canada. For all the tax grabbing that goes on there,winnings from lotteries and contests are not taxable (only interest earned on your winnings is taxable as income). If you win $100 million, you get $100 million. And there is not penalty for taking a…

So you assume they are the thieves because they're black?

Jason Chen and this site know all about that!

Of course they had to be black people.

My comment was not meant to be humorous. I really want you to die.

At least then it would have been interesting instead of the boring regurgitation of a movie it was.