Perhaps, but then they call themselves journalists. They obviously don't know what a journalist is. Apart from proper grammar and proof-reading, journalists also need to know how to write proper headlines (even if it is for someone else's piece.

I guess my spook cousin did it wrong the years ago that I did try it.

I am sure my arteries think it's 1000x better too. Nothing like grease-soaked turkey to get the heart pumping!

There is more to nutrition than calories. There is a reason Weight Watchers eliminated points for fruits and vegetables: because they are super healthy for you (when not covered in syrup, cheese, or butter). You could eat a football-sized portion of brussel spouts if you wanted with no need to worry about calories.…

What is with people needing to deep fry everything. I'm black and LOVE fried chicken (of course, with a side of watermelon), but deep frying a whole turkey? That is fucked up. Just roast the god damn thing in the oven. Not everything needs to be deep fried; just donuts, french fries, and breaded chicken. And onion…

Every single one of these stories is absolutely hilarious.

Well, when you take into consideration that it's Tennessee, what more can you expect other than a trailer home, an ex-con relative, backwoods hick talk, and deep frying a turkey?

You need some help for your drinking problem.

Next time they should just leave the sheets on the bed for you to deal with since you seem ungrateful that they tried to clean up the mess instead of just leaving it for you.

Who cares? It's cheese. And it's not like she wouldn't be able to taste your soy crap just because it had some delicious cheese on it. Not to mention she was only grating the cheese; she didn't actually put any on the food before tasting it. Maybe she was grating it for after she tasted the soy-everything? Christ,…

You needed to slap that bitch in the face.

Because it's the city of the gays, and they always seem to have money to burn.

That's nothing. The taxes are even worse. Both the sales tax and the income tax, if you work in that province.

Those planes are not in the air for Thanksgiving. they are in the air because it was Wednesday. Your headline writing sucks.

These planes aren't in the air for Thanksgiving. The headline is complete bullshit. This planes are in the air every Wednesday. This is regular air traffic; the planes are just more full.

Because their harvest comes earlier. Thanksgiving there is to celebrate the harvest, while here it's to celebrate the assault on the Indians and the stealing of their land.

No. If you make that much a year, you are not part of the union because you are not a full time employee, or even a part time employee. So that negates whatever point you're trying to make.

Wouldn't it need a number to know which phone to actually call to? If you don't have Facebook running all the time on your phone, this service wouldn't work without having a number to know where to exactly call.

You can't be in a union when you only work two shifts a year.