Ok, dude. Go put another mile mark sticker on your Subaru.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

How can you tell if a person is an ultramarathoner?

This is obviously a spoiler for Season 3. All the clones merge into a Super Clone named Sestra.

I AM ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

I'm looking forward to reading every single one of these and doing a very, very involved write up about each of them.

Pull Retro off of whatever nonsense they are making and put them to work on Metroid Prime 4 IMMEDIATELY

I'm genuinely impressed by some of these observations.

1. The character shown in the trailer is not wearing Link's traditional green outfit

for extra study materials just purchase the "super kewl school stuff" pack for $19.99.

Adam Sessler is no longer part of the gaming press. He now runs his media and entertainment consulting firm TheoryHead Inc. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, and he still loves her smile.

Man, I miss the Sess already. I'll miss his awesome reviews and insights, but I can't say I'd wish that stress on anyone. Do something fun and keep playing!

Emosquito. Next?

As a lesbian living in a heteronormative world, I'll take conventionally-attractive lesbians if that means we get to see them in advertising/media. Besides, we lesbians like conventionally-attractive people too.

First Thought: So after SG-1 Daniel Jackson went on to create whiskey

Reminds me of a video game trailer from the 90's. I have no idea what they were going for but all it did was make me groan a little, like I remembered something embarrassing from my past.

That trailer was terrible. Zero game play, no context, and nothing that says, " Be excited about a game." at all. Also looks old gen.