Ugh, too cute for my taste!

@TheHeeyyy: You're provoking us...

@Koda89: Stop, guys. What was the last crossover you played that made any sense?

Developers, I'm already convinced to buy 3DS. You can stop now. Thank you.

@MaximumDeer: Stick man vs Door is a classic.

@HatchC2: Without Itoi there won't be enough rape scenes to produce anything similar to Mother...

You remember that post about the new Shenmue? This post sounds exactly the same. First I was like "Oh God!", then I read the rest and I was like "Oh God!!".

What kind of villainous heresy is this?!

"We don't pass your personal information to third parties. We pass the password to access the database that contains your personal information."

Stop crying about the name already. They can name it whatever they want. Your complains are meaningless and stupid.

@bowen13: You and everyone else, my friend.

@kingkellogg: Square Enix Senior Vice President Shinji Hashimoto.

@Odin: You're wrong. It's because they're dicks.

@bowen13: "If people want a sequel, they should buy more!" - Shinji Hashimoto

@kake81: Of course. And when we do, we wear masks, so it's okay, right?

@Zak123: "End" button isn't enough?

What? That's totally wrong! No respectful internet commenter would do that. He would spam with hateful comments, troll, start a flame war and later complain about the topic on /b/.

@Zak123: You know there are links at the bottom of the page, right?