It's true.

You had me at "bacon tic-tac".

It's her fetish- don't shame her for it!

Natural selection did not imbue modern and previous man with the ability to think rationally and formulate a conclusion based on empirical evidence, even if it were as basic as trial-and-error?

I would buy it if there were a huge, puckering anus on the back not really what in the fuck.

Can it at least be said that 'Yes, scientists are natural born children' ?

Can-o-worms time! Define "natural".

It's a Goatse bagel. You're welcome.

When Glenn Beck's line of jeans can't possibly straddle a single customer's waist without the aid of a belt.

By no means do I seek to mock those who suffer from genuine disorders. But...

"Sadly, we must report this morning that nothing lives in what was once called the Latin Paradise. Rio de Janeiro has been wiped off the Earth."

They actually offer me a free authenticator each time it's happened to me. And I have a smartphone, so I could be using the free app, anyway. My point is that they can only maintain such thorough and speedy recovery for people if they make efforts to minimize its occurrence- it's improving their own customer support…

If they push an authenticator, it's to minimize the labour of their own administrators. I maintain an active WoW account and occasionally (twice in the last 2 years) find the alarming email that one of my characters is being transferred, despite my having nothing to do with it. Lo and behold, all my gear is missing,…

I moved to South Florida in 2004 after graduating high school and got absolutely devoured. I knew it would happen though, that's just how the marsh goes. But by 2007, nothing bothered me at all- it's as though the local mosquitos were like 'eh, had it already' when they looked at me, which is giving me a complex…

Updated for 2012:

Maybe he banged Hulk Hogan what is wrong with me

Monoraiiilll

A fine point, but why bring more crazy into the Union? I'm not entirely sure, but it might be much easier to accept one more state than kick a current one out for being douchepickles. (Not that AZ people are bad, it's just that some of their elected officials are monstrously stupid)

I've never played a Halo game before, but this one looks really cool.

I'm all for it, if they'd get their basic human rights ironed out: