All of those things are things he said during his act.

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

People are still in denial over the leak.

When you think this can’t get any better, you just remember all the hipsterish smugly haters who will cry “Mary Sue”, “Remake of ESB”, etc., and choke on the fact that the whole rest of the World will enjoy and love this, and it will make gazillions in the box office!

Fuck GTA Online’s economy.

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

Any excuse for these...

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Simple solution: abolish the TSA. It’s ineffective security theater that just wastes time and money for absolutely no improvement in passenger safety.

Yeah! The NBA used to not be dominated by a couple teams! Continues to cite the 80s and 90s... The Lakers won 5 championships in the 80s and made it to 8! 3 rings for the Celtics and 5 appearances. Sixers and Pistons take one. On to the 90s. Same Pistons team wins 1. Bulls win 6. Rockets 2. Next the Spurs and Lakers…

Parity sucks. The 80s and 90s were full of great teams and then the greedy owners sold fans on the mythical “small market”. (There is no such thing as a small market team.) They got the fans to angrily hate teams that payed players what they were worth, by lying about what they could afford to spend in order to…

We have wildly different standards for “good”, I guess. The sketch was dull and tried to hard, but at least Pine’s impression was pretty spot on.

I’m jealous that you got to enjoy it, even if only for a few minutes. I hated it the whole way through.

I’ll happily pay to see it in the theater — just NOT in 3D.

‘I don’t want to come off as some douche who is just flaunting around their straight white male privilege. I know my wealth could potentially make me attractive enough for someone to finally take a chance on me, but it’s a pretty giant can of worms that I really don’t want to open unless absolutely I have to. When do…

The argument could be made that Rockstar puts their new content behind a pay wall, since most of the newer content requires a hefty amount of in-game currency to purchase on release. Making money in-game is just difficult enough to make buying Shark Cards tempting if you aren’t part of an experienced crew. Even then,…

That’s copyright infringement, not patent infringement. The product is the tape, but the content is what’s controlled.

When you get older, like over the age of 16 you’ll realize somethings...

lol

So here’s two places where this is an issue, that I’ve been debating at length.