Obvious joke stretches my photoshop skills but welcome to the future:

I like my 15s.

Laughing in 13's

Is it bad that I’d rather have 18s with thicker tires?

The fuck? I don’t know who Greta Thunberg is, but sailing across the Atlantic is the about the most un-snowflake like thing a person could do.  That’s right up there with alligator wrestling in my book.

Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg is traveling across the Atlantic in a sailboat to avoid this very criticism, and she’s getting loads of shit for being a special snowflake.

I love how republicans don’t want government intervention until it’s a Liberal private sector that they feel is mean to them. 

Black shooters=Thugs/Animals

I literally do not care where my car is built. I care more about who built it. Both of my Japanese cars were built in America. I wouldn’t buy an American car built in America or Mexico or China because what matters to me is how well the car is engineered.

Ever fly airlines? They pull this stunt too, and they’re also subsidized by the government. 

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

It is far too early to be this unimpressed with something that is quite exceptional, sir! 

is quite well-loved, even after 57 years of service, since the Kennedy Administration.

A quick check of wikipedia says there’s still over 530 still in use. Smaller jets may be getting more long distance flights, but the 747 isn’t really going anywhere anytime soon.

Trump: "Mine's bigger" 

The beauty of it is “not believing either of them” is an option.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.