Thousands of Hershey's chocolate bars and enormous graham crackers.

That is only true if the captain has a tattoo on his penis.

A 1950s-era submarine is basically useless against any modern navy

Agreed. I've got an iOttie in my car, just got one for my wife; they both work fantastic, no complaints, easy to install/adjust, and we got two for the price of one Ram mount.

Agreed. I've got an iOttie in my car, just got one for my wife; they both work fantastic, no complaints, easy to…

yeah, and I'm at work trying not to cry... would be pretty awkward right now.

That is a touching story.

I actually strongly prefer the original iOttie Easy One Touch because its so incredibly strong, & variable. It will fit tons of phones, all dashboard layouts, whether you want to go down from the window or up from the dash. The suction cup is by far the best I've ever seen on any device ever. Hot or cold, it never…

I actually strongly prefer the original iOttie Easy One Touch because its so incredibly strong, & variable. It…

Damn ninjas sneaking around and throwing dirt in my eyes.

built-in blindspot mirrors.

No, he broke their laws. We arrest Mexicans for having 5 grams of marijuana, which would be legal in Mexico.

Looking at the video, it's clear Subaru has solved the issue of electrical fires after accidents by automatically ejecting the battery from the vehicle. Brilliant!

Honestly, I can't even remember the last newer-ish car I drove that had an actual key instead of a fob and a push-button start. And in light of the General Motors ignition switch recall, the end of car keys may come sooner than we expected.

Needs moar plexi roof.

This guy is building my favorite movie car of all time. Super jealous. I want it!

I like that part where no one gets into an accident.

Hardly. A neighbor down the street has an auto Corvette because an accident crippled his left leg and he always wanted a Corvette.

Plain. Plain plain plain plain plane.