The news agencies seem to be falling for “internet pranks” at a higher rate than email pen-pals with deposed Nigerian Princes.

All those dudes that I beat the shit out of as Bats in the various Arkham games are totally fine. Totally fine you guys.

I am OUTRAGED by the use of logic.

You are absolutely correct.

I don’t see why they don’t give the brutally honest response:
We don’t think that a film starring only Japanese actors can make enough money to recoup costs. Especially in the Chinese market. So if you want movies like this, you have to make compromises. If it becomes a much more popular part of the industry, a cracked…

I’m not a Christian leader, but I'll condemn this stupidity. It's very un-christ-like. For the record, Christ was directly responsible for like -1 deaths during his lifetime.

I think we need to ban all Christians from our country until we figure out what’s going on.

Well, she turned me into a newt!

Yep, so clever. It is all about the prepubescent look and nothing else...

If “winter has finally come” isn’t a spoiler, well, okay then.

You mean, that one is a Murderverse, and the other one is not?

It was, kept waiting for the vocals to kick in. Honestly pissed me off a bit that they didn't.

So, I’ve not seen the movie or heard the score yet, but it sounds like they’re using Filter’s “Hey ManNice Shot” in the X-men soundtrack. My imagination?

Ryan just loves playing that character, and the World is better for it.

Rebel scum

The description’s poorly worded. My guess is that he was working underneath the car when the jack broke? Or it was on a slope and the car rolled into him?

Art imitates life, not the other way around.

First time I remember this happening was a Buffy, and Columbine, last time was the reporters in Virginia, and Mr. Robot. Reality keeps intruding.

That would have been an interesting movie, but it also would have cut out all those gorgeous scenes in the future where Cole is all alone except for the animals. Although yeah, wondering if she’s right or has Stockholm Syndrome would be a fascinating story.