Agree to disagree - other than the corny "Wicked Game" cover straight from the local Renaissance Fair, that gave me half a stock - GAME OF THRONES!!!

Um......while I buy “Air Bud” being on his “Go To” movies list, I’m calling bullshit on "The 400 Blows" - no way has he seen that. He thinks Truffaut is a fancy dessert they make at his favorite French restaurant. Cut the shit.

Counterpoint: they're Yankees fans, so fuck them.

Why is the other team's logo/mascot two drooping penises on top of a pinball machine? Oh wait - it's a Ram, sorry.......carry on.

BOOM.

I’ve just never understood this. Maybe it’s because I’m not an idiot, but I simply cannot envision a scenario where I send a woman a picture of my dick, especially a woman I don’t know. Does this actually work? Are there actually guys who send a dick pic, and the woman immediately responds “looks great, how soon can…

What kind of utter shit-stain doesn't tip a delivery guy/gal? I tip well when it's nice outside (I live in LA), but yes, as Barry mentions above, tip like a fucking Saudi prince on a bender if the weather's shitty. Anyone who offers phony empathy for making the delivery person drive in inclement weather and then…

Shit - I was looking for New York for, like, twenty minutes but ended up in Scranton. I'm not sure what happened......

I was going to get a Rose jersey, but then I tweaked my ankle and couldn’t make it to the store.

Hold the phone - how can someone who eats so much Chipotle have such nice legs? Shouldn't you have "cankles" and be riding around on one of those 'Rascal' scooter deals?

What with all the bad/scary shit in the news today, we needed this - thanks. She's a fucking MENACE when she leaves the pocket.

Well, to be fair, there’s also “adverse reaction to prescription medicine” - they could have tried that one too. I guess too many people know that one is code for "VERY bad reaction to DRUGS that were absolutely NOT prescribed by anyone.....", so they went with dehydration.

Maybe they could get one of those sliding drawer deals that gas stations have for after-hours sales - then they could use the drawer to sell jewelry to black people, after locking the front door of course. “OK, sir.....your credit card cleared, so (sliding door making KA-THUNK sound).....here is your receipt and your…

Yeah........seems like the real reason is probably related to 1) pussy, 2) booze, 3) drugs, or 4) some combo of 1, 2 & 3. He was probably out drinking last night, ended up getting laid, and woke up today 15 minutes before he was supposed to be at practice, but oops, he was 2 hours away God knows where. He should have…

This person needs to be destroyed, for the sake of the Commonwealth. And kudos to the chef for the old school full nelson - nice.

Yeah......he’ll get fired as soon as the seasons ends. The final straw was him putting Papelbon back into the game after the fight, then basically saying “wait, there was a fight?” when asked why. It sounds like he has a Ralph Wiggum-like sense of awareness in general.

Hmmm, the word “lanky” narrows it down. If big just means “tall”, which it would appear to, and we then add lanky....that’s Durant, Kevin Martin, and maybe Kyle Anderson. A dude like Faried would never be described as “lanky” - he’s a beast. Not to mention that someone like Perkins hasn’t been called lanky since he…

Careful, Old Man......then they would just go underground, and you’d see more bad people able to get them and fewer good people able to get them. I mean, Heroin is illegal to possess, but plenty of people seem to be able to get it. Simple supply and demand - there would still be people who wanted guns, therefore…

Big T!

Wow......I was reading the texts, thinking "hey, this is not that bad, really", kept reading....and then boom, he just casually asks if he can tongue the clit. WOW. Here's a tip fellas - I would think that the ONLY time you can mention tonguing the clit in a text is if you've already done it to the person in question,…