Yeah........seems like the real reason is probably related to 1) pussy, 2) booze, 3) drugs, or 4) some combo of 1, 2 & 3. He was probably out drinking last night, ended up getting laid, and woke up today 15 minutes before he was supposed to be at practice, but oops, he was 2 hours away God knows where. He should have…

This person needs to be destroyed, for the sake of the Commonwealth. And kudos to the chef for the old school full nelson - nice.

Yeah......he’ll get fired as soon as the seasons ends. The final straw was him putting Papelbon back into the game after the fight, then basically saying “wait, there was a fight?” when asked why. It sounds like he has a Ralph Wiggum-like sense of awareness in general.

Hmmm, the word “lanky” narrows it down. If big just means “tall”, which it would appear to, and we then add lanky....that’s Durant, Kevin Martin, and maybe Kyle Anderson. A dude like Faried would never be described as “lanky” - he’s a beast. Not to mention that someone like Perkins hasn’t been called lanky since he…

Um, a movie called "Spermula" AND Udo Kier is involved? Please and thank you.

Careful, Old Man......then they would just go underground, and you’d see more bad people able to get them and fewer good people able to get them. I mean, Heroin is illegal to possess, but plenty of people seem to be able to get it. Simple supply and demand - there would still be people who wanted guns, therefore…

Big T!

Wow......I was reading the texts, thinking "hey, this is not that bad, really", kept reading....and then boom, he just casually asks if he can tongue the clit. WOW. Here's a tip fellas - I would think that the ONLY time you can mention tonguing the clit in a text is if you've already done it to the person in question,…

Man, oh man, would I be a lousy customer service person. I’m pretty sure I would have handed her phone back to her after he initial "speech" and told her to go ahead and get the Samsung. Well, that or I would have told her to shove her phone up her c**t hole - one of the two.

As someone who can’t stand Kobe and actively roots against the Lakers, I enjoyed this immensely. In Kobe’s defense, is he even aware that they signed these guys? He heard about Hibbert, maybe, but I’m not sure about Bass & Williams.

Yes, a thousand times yes - this move is a fantastic. Every time it turns up on TV, I get sucked in. The moment that always makes me laugh until I damn near cry is near the end, when Angel starts his war against the townspeople. At first, it looks like Danny won't join him, then he opens his car door to upend the lady…

As a native Ohioan who attended many OSU football games (but did not attend OSU) as a youth, this is..........well, not that surprising, ultimately. And yes, it should just be "jewbs".

Heh heh, yeah - erase Bosh, then make Wade / Spo look much sadder, then you're up to date.

I believe I will root for the kid who looks like Stevie from "Malcolm In The Middle".

Hey.......Hanks' character is a police officer, he just subs for the fellas in Animal Control sometimes! But yes, the show has been awesome so far.

Cool - I'm in LA........does Guitar Center have those guitars that are, you know, double guitars?

This....is tremendous. "It's got everything we need!!!!"

Can someone please create a GIF of Jessica Alba adjusting her sweater? Thanks in advance. And yes, this looks tremendous.