Hilarious. This has never ever ever happened, ever. And if it did, the first thing they would have to prove is that they actually tried to purchase something.

Proof of one time this has ever happened, please. Because there are plenty of examples of gay people actually being turned away when they actually tried to buy something.

I'm going to use the comments for a brief and unapologetic fan letter. Deal with it.

I disagree that he is awful. He doesn't complain at all that he was "friendzoned." He had no plans to ever tell her, just wanted to move on with his life, but never telling anyone probably prevented that. When he is found out by her completely by accident, he doesn't beg or plead, he just freaks out and leaves her…

She hates soda in the house? Is your girlfriend some kind of fascist?

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

This is all I can think about when talking about when your wife suggested you watch a game with Kelly's husband:

No. You're bad at analogies.

There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites befoer, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'

clearly a fan of swallowing.

Yesterday: banned from the stadium. Today: out of a job. Tomorrow: jail?

As the brother of an Autistic sibling, I'm generally hyper-sensitive to people getting made fun of for being different or their disabilities, but I don't think I'm being overly-sensitive here when I ask - what the fuck was the point of identifying the kid as Autistic in the e-mail of the week?

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On a scale of how many shits I give, how the coastal types feel about my ball club ranks pretty low.

Are you this insufferable in real life?