Stuart Scott impersonations will not get you any more exposure, Drew.

Adam, we will look for you. We will find you. And we will kill you.

This reads like an article from The Onion.

Agreed. Like anything else, Disney World / Disneyland can be done properly and with a minimum of stress/screaming/spanking. If you just show up on day one and start dragging your kid(s) in order around the parks, doing the same things the rest of the herd is doing, you WILL have a miserable time.

I can't be the only one who thought Kevin Spacey was perfect as Lex Luthor. That dude is awesome.

I'm glad you wrote this, I thought I was the only one who like it

ATTENTION CHILDLESS PEOPLE, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE TIRED OR COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING. It may annoy someone with three kids, and that's like slapping Jesus Himself in the face.

Without a doubt is has to be what I call "Redneck Soft Serve". In other words, buying a tub of Cool Whip, freezing it, and then eating it like soft serve ice cream.

You should've added an honorary number 11: People who think they're parents because they have pets. Fuck those people.

First of all, JJ didn't have much of anything to do with LOST after the first season. You can lay the blame of that cock-tease at the feet of Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse (which I still do, and jab Damon on Twitter until this day.)

The real question here is what Ben uses as the wrap for his homemade stromboli.

One other thing... At 2:42...

DAT ASS @ 0:51 (and at 2:42).