This is a good comment and a smart rebuttal to some of the points I raised. Just wanted to bump it up toward the top.

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

You literally made no pun. So good thing it wasn’t intended.

I realize this wasn’t a public vote, but is this really how democracy works now? 98.5% of people oppose the motion and it passes anyway because fuck everyone?

Other coaches who would win all their games with a starting five of late-prime KGs:

This topic was debated ad nauseam in Chicago during his tenure, and the consensus was that Thibs expects everyone to be as insanely competitive as Kevin Garnett. If he could just assemble a starting five of late-prime KG’s, he’d never lose another game.

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

And by “supposedly,” you mean “actually, this happened.”

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Counter-point to both points: maybe e-sports are equally valid to physical sports and both are largely a waste of time. Have fun playing soccer with your friends, have fun playing Call of Duty in your house but making a huge Thing out of organized either sucks the joy out of it.

So, if an OAR wins gold, do they have a non-musical medal ceremony? A cappela if you will? Or can the orchestra play an OAR song of the OAR’s choosing?

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

i am 31 and just had my first big mac at age 29. i’m pissed i lived 29 years without tasting that gloriousness.

“going to jail to protect your kid” is in no way protecting your child. that is not how it works. grow up

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS