i’ll love and support him no matter what he decides.

yeah, he’s pretty fucking adorable when he doesn’t look like some manic dog/bat/gorilla hybrid creature. mutts are the best.

well my muttface could probably use it so...

not only are the logos remarkably similar, the font for the “T” in tokyo and theatre under the logo are pretty much exactly the same.

the point would be that i could finally get that damn zoltan card and have a complete deck. 1.07 didn’t do shit for me, because i had already looted the guy’s book under hanged man’s tree. (though apparently the achievement is not popping for people anyway after 1.07)

that’s the exact roll i have on mine. it’s mean.

when i was in the high school jazz band, we’d play a song called “the stripper” once in a while. my mom had a boa just for that song.

here’s the thing...

last week i did a couple things in destiny, then kept telling myself i’d get more of those weekly activities done before the reset. but every time i just booted up witcher 3 instead (which was sitting in my pile of shame thanks to destiny)...

who do i have to stab to make blast corps a thing i can play again right now?

or do his cats have an account for him?

best toys ever. mine are still in the basement of my childhood home.

please be food fighters please be food fighters please be food fighters

for that cabal boss fight, you can just kind of hide out behind a low wall on the far left of the area. enemies rarely go behind there, and when they do, it’s usually one at a time. it’s easy to switch guns in your menu to adjust for bossman’s shields as needed.

wow...i was actually able to pre-order an amiibo. thanks for the heads up.

wow...i was actually able to pre-order an amiibo. thanks for the heads up.

blues winning the cup? i’m a lifelong blues fan, but clearly we’ve been watching different teams if you have confidence in them not fucking up in the playoffs like every other year.

five years down the line, this joke is extra funny.

tastes like freedom.

a) most versatile ball on this list

ooh...a kotaku version of "behind closed ovens"...haven't worked retail, but i do love hearing about the stupid things that stupid people do. looking forward to this.