This was my concern as well.

14/15 ... friendly neighborhood Wiccan.

Does it say something about how disturbed I already am that I've already voiced complaints about a couple of the things they mentioned (specifically that, to be accurate, the web should be shooting out his ass) and generally thought it was funny?

Also, the article on IO9 is making it easy for people to be assholes, as one of the links in the article itself takes you to a Google search for the Jennifer Lawrence photos.

Never thought I'd say this publicly about porno, but yeah, I'm going to have to get it and watch it lol

Aslan was a representation of Jesus. Unless you want to get into the whole "Father, Son and Holy Ghost are all actually God" argument, Narnia doesn't qualify.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

I believe Mr. Hand knows.

I would call it a job.

I came here to post this if it had not been done already. Well done!

Actually I am not from Slashdot, nor can I ever remember going there.

Sorry to nitpick, but where is the "whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers." Also I believe it was a case of beer, not a crate.

Based on my staring closely at the map, the optimal spot looks to be 40.0 N by 97.5 W... so Hubbell, Nebraska is the best place to stage a storm chase.

OMFG way to make me almost spray coffee on my monitor! ROFL

Sadly, I had a similar experience. Having never watched the movie, some friends and I were watching it and, about five minutes into the movie, one friend looked at me and said "you do realize he's dead, right?" OMG everyone was so pissed at her. I'm not sure I even finished the movie.

Incorrect. THIS is what a treadmill pimp looks like.

Did... did you just refer to Texas as a "3rd World Country?" LOL

I have lived all of my life in Ohio. I love Skyline chili dogs. However, that write-up on Cincinnati Chili was one of the most fucking hilarious things I have ever read! Kudos to you, Mr. Burneko!

Not to be annoying, but I believe the plural of 'spacecraft' is 'spacecraft.' Fascinating article though.

taH pagh taHbe'!