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Wait.... Perez Hilton is still a thing ?!? I got bored with that website 8+ years ago. It was like a 5 year old’a celebrity fan/hate page.

If I had Angelina’s clout I’d sue to get Perez off my dick too.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

One of my “friends” is actually proud of the fact that she doesn’t read books. I’m just like how!!! It fucking boggles my mind.

This is one of those circunstances when, due to the apparent subtext of the movie, a reaction gif is very suitable, but at the same time ironically inadequate, to express my feelings:

It has a 60's/70's horror film feel to it. Shades of Rosemary’s Baby, The Wicker Man and The Stepford Wives.

That was both hilarious and terrifying. Talk about totally playing on stereotypical fears of city folk. 

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has

Sheree Waterson, formerly of Lululemon, who several former employees have told Jezebel is, in their opinion, the cause of much of the dysfunction and tension at the office.

Lots of people see NastyGal as some sort of form of women’s economic liberation, but it should never be forgotten or understated: it was still a business. In the end it was a fashion company that sold clothes, and fashion changes by the year and in unpredictable ways. We can look back at decades past and say “how did

Not disturbing, just odd.

When I worked at a Jimmy Johns sub shop some years ago, we had a regular who would come in, order the tuna salad with sprouts on wheat, then take it into the bathroom and eat it. Maybe he just needed privacy to enjoy his gross sandwich? Nope—Tom walked in on him one day and the guy was taking a shit while eating his

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

Logan should look into a grain-free diet. This is my girl at 26 pounds:

The sound of the baby’s heart eventually breaks the moment of silence and Zoey says, “Thank you, God,” which could be an instinctual reaction from her—she could still be questioning her beliefs.

That’s unfortunate. We need more black believers in science. I too was brought up to pray to a God who loves me so much he would let police officers murder my people daily. Religion has caused our community to remain largely homophobic, sexist, and traditional in terms of child rearing and marriage. I think it’s time

Ann Coulter and Chelsea Handler in a room together is the sort of thing that nightmares are made of. I’d rather pull off my own fingernails with a pair of pliers than watch them trade semi-intelligent barbs to figure who wins the Blonde Mean Girl award.

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!