I know it's wrong, but.........

I like this. I like this alot. Makes sense.

Holy donkey balls! I didn't know this.

Can I be your beard shampoo girl?

THANK YOU!! for years I thought I was crazy for thinking their bread smells funny! You bring me comfort :D

Target, man! but be warned, you cannot go to Target to get just ONE thing.

Amanda Bynes goes to my school. I held the door open for her once. That is all.

WHY DOES HE KEEP DATING THESE HORRIBLE WOMEN?!?!

This is just all kinds of fucked up.

That guy who was racing him is black. I wonder if he got the same charges and already got out on bond.

Fuck yes! I've been already excited about Maleficent and now I can't wait to hear Lana Del Rey's cover. I'm actually going to watch the Grammy's for the 1st time for this. Other than that, all I care about is who wins in the Best Metal Performance category.

"Obviously" "Literally" and "Like".....stop!

My mom told her friends that I had that haircut back in the 80's. Back then the hated it and she is telling them I was ahead of my time. She has the polaroid on her fridge to prove it. WTF MOM!

lol you sound so much fun :D

I wanna see this video :D

lol I saw that episode. I was like "there is a haunting in my pants. I think it needs an investigation".

I call them the Frat Bros of Ghost Hunting. They crack me up :D

Yeah I felt the same way when I would touch myself until I reached the age of reason lol