It's not premarital sex if you have no intentions of getting married.

Embarrassing incidents: I thought it was a good idea to try to steal the taco bell drive-thru menu, didn't work cuz those suckers are cemented well into the ground and I used a rope tied to the back bumper of my then boyfriend's truck, he cried when the bumper tore off, I tried to make him feel better by giving him a…

lol I would love to hear the acapella version of Miami.

Derby pie? WHAAAA?? sounds delicious

Ceiling Eyes? lol I've never heard of this.

It's okay. I don't either. I can only tolerate chess pie and my version of pumpkin pie (I use cinnamon cookies for the crust). Other than that, fuck pie. Fuck the fruit filling. Gross.

After reading this article started craving chess pie. I found this recipe and my pie came out really good. It's easy to make :D

Oh have you forgotten L7's tampon throwing incident from 1992?

First of all, YES! and second, Vault Boy= FUCK YEAH!!

This actually does look awesome :D

Wow! I just googled japanese tubs and those are niiiiiiiice! but the problem is that once I sit down in one, I won't want to get up. And in the mornings before heading into LA traffic this will not do.

God I can't wait for my hair to go grey! I'm 28 yrs old and I have a few greys. I'm gonna rock the silver mohawk like Storm from the X-Men.

And her personal life was pretty sad.

Agreed.

lol bless this gif!

Reminds me of this:

White people have weird names too, but for some reason it's considered creative and trendy. One middle school teacher thought my full legal name was silly and ethnic.

HIGH PAW!

Animals ARE cuter than babies. I'm doubling down on this statement.

Tell it!