yeah, see, i'm just whiney and tired of having the lady parts if they aren't going to be useful and do something already. My worst periods, in my entire life, have lasted no more than 2 days, bleeding for at most 18 hours, cramps for around 8 hours, GRAND TOTAL. The hormone swings are a couple days ahead but it all…

I started posting tweets and the occasional facebook status as a joke and then I started to actually number them. They range from the ravages a pregnancy can take on your body to the things about childbirth that no one ever tells you all the way up through the fact that "they never go away!" ;) Feel free to…

I wouldn't do PP ONLY because I have good insurance that will pay for me to go to a regular doctor and I wouldn't want to take that funding away from someone who really needed it. If that makes any sense. Plus I'm not actually worried about pregnancy. I'm not sexually active outside of a relationship and I haven't…

Sadly I'm in Wisconsin. And I'm only like 95-99% sure I won't have kids. If I met the right guy, maybe. Plus, since I'm not sexually active outside of a relationship, and haven't been in one of those in *coughcough* years, pregnancy isn't really an actual concern. The damn periods are what get me. And every…

holy crap! 27!!! I'm 35 and get more convinced every day that I'm not having kids and would REALLY like to have some of this crap removed so I wouldn't have to deal with the monthly mess! But *everyone* tells me no doctor will do it at my age, since i'm single, since i've never had kids, blah blahblah. Lucky lucky…

Though I disagree vehemently with it being left up ... If you look at the page there isn't really much of anything at all ON the page. "Technically" there isn't anything to object to. Since I'm certain facebook goes by the letter of their law and not the spirit ..... wait, no, we all are absolutely 100% certain they…

Damn I forgot about the human part! That makes it 2%. Well done Lucky, well done.

her still being black makes it 1%

Especially since I'm sure she thinks that Jesus was anglo-saxon lily white with flowing light brown locks.

No we're mad cause they get 12 damn nights of gifts and we get one!

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YES!!! Does anyone have a way to find Dexter? Maybe we can start a kickstarter campaign to pay for his trip down there.

The thing that gets me?

i thought the exact same thing!

best response so far. You win.

I know what you mean about the enunciation and cadence. I LOOOOOVE one of the opening lines in Avengers.

How the hell did he get UP THERE! That was MY question!

The Hollow Crown is one. But, in case you somehow missed the train Thor/Avengers/Thor 2 all feature him prominently. He. Is. Beyond!!!

OMG. the snake hips!!!!!!

let me know when you figure out the trick to it, i may need some help over here.