Some kids told me I should jack up the rear of my car to make it look like a race car.

When that video hit the TV my 1st thought was it’s not a Toyota, they are grounded to the ground!

You were lucky, my dive buddy boarded a flight, neither the travel agent nor the airline caught that her passport had expired.

I had a customer block a trash dumpster at a diner, the cook couldn’t get to it and dumped the grease from the grill on his windshield :(

So I guess pouring boiling water in the gas tank to thaw the frozen fuel lines won’t work either :(

For all those nay sayers who don’t think a CUV can offroad, well at least once it could :)

You left out an important part. I sold a riveted clutch disc to an engineer, seems engineers in the 70's bought SAAB’s and Volvo’s. The next day he was back and explained to us that we had sold him an inferior disc, that those rivet holes created suction when the disc material was compressed and then he couldn’t…

You got a pre lit tree, sweet!

Or in NJ where you can’t see 5' and the hood is longer than that :(

My first thought is who supplied the electric bits, Lucas The Prince of Darkness or Smith :(

Even in places where a gas station attendant pumps your gas things go wrong. My ex sister-in-law had diesel fuel pumped into her Olds convertible :(

Not just Jiffy, I was at a light and saw a car come out of a tire store, the car made the turn, the right front wheel went straight.

Not one business has wished me a Happy Honda either but since they track our spending they already know I’m a Mazda man.

Nothing new, when I was working for Chevy in Trenton, NJ in the late 60's we had one roll up that I first thought was a Canadian build. The owner had been in an Italian auto parts store and there you could pick out the script, they layed it in sand and cast on the spot whatever badge you wanted.

Or drive an old VW bus, no temp control, just warm air out of some vents, cold air out of others ;(

No, now that Porsche’s are water cooled they have heaters that actually blow hot air :) 

When I was growing up in Bustleton the guy with the ARCO station wouldn’t sell gas to a guy with a Commie car, now Bustleton and Somerton sound like Moscow.

Because @ 88 mph the flux would jump you back in time and then it would be a SAAB with a turbo

Had a co-worker with a limited edition Mustang, lost control, Traction Control kicked in as he corrected and wrecked it :( No Cars and Coffee required and no video on the internet. Me I did all that stupid stuff before the internet so no record exist :)

Shouldn’t that be China now?