Maybe a Saab 92-x Aero Saabaru because it would be fun, quick and witnesses would have the police looking for a Subie :) Add a two tone watercolor paint job painted on the diagonal again to confuse witnesses and then a trip thru a car wash to reveal yet another color for the getaway.

This may come as a shock to you but car salesmen lie! He told me my E-350 based RV didn’t have a spare because they didn’t want you crawling under 7 tons of truck. That Camping World would send out road service to change it however the contract clearly states they are not bringing a wheel or tire, you need to have the…

Do millennials know there are real cameras?

Easy fix, my mother was always nervous about my sports car racing but when I tired of it and said I was going to sell everything, move onboard a 35' sailboat and explore the world she started cutting out US Custom auction notices about seized Lambo’s and such figuring that fast cars were the lesser of her worries :)

So for almost twice the price of my F-350 based RV you don’t get the kitchen sink, fridge, head, shower, sleeping for six, genset for running the A/C while parked or the big screen TV?

Us Jersey Snowbirds don’t leave for Florida for a few more months. Fall is the best time on the Jersey shore, the tourist are gone, the beach badge checkers are back at college and the ocean is still warm enough :)

This would the perfect car to tow behind the RV and it would be charged up when you arrived :)

My 67 Shelby came with a warning in the owners manual, yes some people do read them! “Brakes are cheaper than transmission parts!”

As much as I hated K-cars I see a little Dodge Ram in a camp ground and it’s the perfect dingy to tow behind your RV!

I had to pick up something in a north Jersey town I didn’t know and have the GPS take me back to the expo center. It took my into the tunnel, thru the E-Z Pass into NYC to make a U-turn before heading to the expo :(

$750 off on an Elio would be 10%, do you think one will be built by the time this clean up is done? We are still working on Sandy damage!

You’re all thinking small, you could buy a car company but I would pass on Elio, maybe FIAT?

Back in the 60's I was thinking about a Unimog for working a property I owned in a Pocono ski resort but it’s 45 mph top speed would have made the commute really long.

My ex had a Karmann and her commute to work was too short for the generator to recharge the battery from the start so the battery went dead a lot.

You should have a talk with my ex-wife, she tried to move a pole near Princeton with my Abarth OTS1000, that didn’t end well either :(

Well for starters, cows are not killed for the leather, they are killed for the beef, you know People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) The leather is a byproduct.

The nice thing about these is they will fit in some pickup truck beds, the bad news is on the one I looked at under the hood there is a plate that says”Not to be driven over 45 MPH”!

I think this was their first prototype in 1933, little has changed other than it was DKW powered then.

These reports are BS anyway, during Vietnam we, USAF Combat Air Controllers were walking down a trail when we saw an Army helicopter getting ready to unload rockets on us. We got into the woods before finding his frequency only to hear him calling in a bogus body count! 

The only reason I would buy a Maserati is for the exhaust note and no I don’t want to hear a recording of it being played to drowned out the electric hum :(